John Mayer -- TMZ Is Subpoenaing My Thoughts!

John Mayer sought TMZ after dinner at the Waverly Inn last night, and accused us of everything from subpoenaing his thoughts to being FOIA-abusers (oh, just look it up) to over-aggressive subtitling.


His misgivings stem from a certain invasion of his mental privacy on the night of September 14, 2007. If you have no idea what we're talking about, watching the video will help.



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1. Is anyone else scared by this size of this man's head??? or am I alone in this....

Posted at 3:44PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Jennifer

2. First!!! I'm very pleased with my quick thinking and well-paced delivery. Love this video!

Posted at 3:45PM on Dec 21st 2007 by John Mayer

3. no, its bad photoshop'd still. People are afraid to comment?

Posted at 3:49PM on Dec 21st 2007 by LA will always SUCK

4. This guy is VERY strange............

Posted at 4:02PM on Dec 21st 2007 by noitall

5. You know that dude got up on Jessica Simpson and wore that ass out. 'who's your daddy ughh ughhh ughhh!'

Posted at 4:12PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Bostick

6. Not too many people get John Mayer's sense of humor. I do, and I think he's hilarious. I don't know if anyone saw his short lived MTV show, but he actually went to a preparty for one of his concerts (it was held in the parking lot outside the stadium he was playing at) in a bear suit, to interview some of his fans. At one point, he asked one of his fawning girl fans to describe why she liked him, and she gushed on & on for like 30 seconds. To which he replied, "I don't know, I heard John Mayer's gay..." I just about died laughing at that one...

Posted at 4:14PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Dude is hilarious

7. The guy is a total no talent jerk wad.

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

8. 1. @ Jennifer - He's got a great big melon. Reminds me of "So I Married an Axe Murderer"
2. @ Dude is Hilarious - there is a reason it was "short lived."

Nuff'said.

Posted at 5:18PM on Dec 21st 2007 by bored

9. This guy is hilarious.

Posted at 5:29PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Geminat.com

10. Did you photoshop his head on top of his shoulders?

Posted at 5:29PM on Dec 21st 2007 by mallory

11. Strangest dejavu when I see this guy, he looks like Joseph Ratzinger. Call me Goldie Locks 007 but Mamma bear was just a plain beatch, Daddy bear lived in the closet and Baby bear-leopards were dumbwits.

Heidi Ho and Little John have a huge bi-ounlogical family - Harvey (he's the oldest), Ian, Bradley, Joe, Andy, Davie Duke, Chris P, Jason, Brandon, Wayne, Allan, Geoff, Gary, Stevie, Bob, etc. All the girl bears look like leopards. The family that eats each other, stays together and have one aim... to get her. Bi-ologically their minds are one. Hence their lack of cognitive ability beyond a reptile. SLUG.

You can pick a bear-leopard. The boys look like girls and the girls look like boys. Because THEY ARE. All have big heads and alien foreheads. Sweet little pumpkins. They are also known as pig-frogs. All HATE Christmas.

FOIA John??? You want to sue anyone who speaks the truth about you. Someone needs to warn Hollywood about John.

Giant Asteroid May Plough Into Mars
Updated:10:55, Friday December 21, 2007

Mars could be struck by a massive asteroid, experts have warned.


Scientists say there is now a 1 in 75 chance the huge chunk of rock could slam into the red planet next month.
They had initially placed odds of a direct hit at 1 in 350.
"These odds are extremely unusual," said Steve Chesley, an astronomer with the Near Earth Object Programme at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

"We frequently work with really long odds when we track threatening asteroids."
If a collision does take place, the explosion that follows could be like the famous 1908 Tunguska incident.
That blast, in central Siberia, wiped out 60 million trees and unleashed the energy equivalent to a 15-megaton nuclear bomb.
The new asteroid, known as 2007 WD5, was discovered last month and is similar in size to the Tunguska object.


Posted at 5:42PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Asteroid

12. I am awesome!!

Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 21st 2007 by John Mayer's Thoughts

13. this guy is alright in my books... he's actually funny....mostly.

I bet he does read these posts. maybe he will rite a song about it and post it on youtube.

Posted at 6:10PM on Dec 21st 2007 by equal opportunity offender

14. i cant believe i spelled write/rite.


oopz.... damn you Jessica Sierra, your crack makes me spell bader;^

Posted at 6:12PM on Dec 21st 2007 by equal opportunity offender

15. has he had work done????
he looks so different

Posted at 6:14PM on Dec 21st 2007 by TorontoPerezFan

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